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Sometime in your life you may find it necessary to contact poor old Charles of London Town. He's just the chap whos made this here website that you've been browsing away at. Now, never mind the ancient quill and parchment, this is the modern world. We are blessed with this space age computerism. I have therefore constructed a short and handy module in order to instruct you as to how to contact him by this amazing internet type electronic mail thing.

  1. Firstly, plug in that new fangled computer to the wall socket, and crank her up. Sign up to to a Twitter account, on,and get ready to write a very nice and polite letter to Charles.
  2. Please note that Charlie's Twitter address is, and I hope I don't get this wrong again, Which has quite a pleasant ring to it, I trust you agree.
  3. Apply your fingers to the keyboard, and send Charles some interesting data. It may or may not be about anything in particular. Could be just a 'hello'.
  4. Click on the 'Send' button. Not even any need for a stamp. Unplug the computer immediately.
  5. Retire to the drawing room for a quick Vodka Martini on the rocks.
Thank you for successfully completing the task as required. I will be of course honoured to read and reply to any messages that may find their way into my inbox. That is, as long as they are not spam. However, any tins of Spam will be gratefully recieved, as the vicar accepts these as a donation to help the needy. Thank you for your cooperation, and have a nice day.

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